Friday, November 14, 2008

Say it Ain't So Joe


Joe the Plumber, whose name isn't Joe, but Samuel Wurzenbacher, has signed a book deal. Joe, who has been shopping himself around trying to make money off of his 5 minutes of fame from John McCain's campaign, wants people to know that he's not sold out and that he's keeping it real. The book will be written by some obscure novelist named Thomas Tabback, and called Fighting for the American Dream.

Joe's record deal hasn't materialized, but he has started a website to promote himself, its possible you might get to buy a t-shirt or plumbing tool, add it to the cart...

While 20 of the world's leaders are fine dining in the White House and drinking chardonnay with George Bush, the rest of the world has been pretty quiet. Death takes a holiday...

Germany has 4,500 troops in Afghanistan, but the German Parliament forbids them from going into combat. So each year Germany ships their troops 260,000 gallons of good beer and 18,000 gallons of wine. The folks back home are worried that their troops might be a bit overweight and not in the best of shape...

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