"There's another Republican presidential debate tonight. This one is focused on why there were so many Republican presidential debates." – Jimmy Kimmel
"Mitt Romney said he created thousands of jobs at governor of Massachusetts. Rick Perry said he created thousands as governor of Texas. Herman Cain said he tried to create a number of jobs for women but now he's getting attacked for it all of a sudden." – Jimmy Kimmel
"If I were Mitt Romney, I wouldn't show up anymore. I would just go to Hawaii and wait it out until the election, drink some caffeine free Diet Coke and watch Herman Cain and Rick Perry self-destruct." –Jimmy Kimmel
"The harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain -- like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt." –Stephen Colbert
David Letterman's "Top Ten Herman Cain Pick-Up Lines"
10. "You're like a Godfather's pizza: a little doughy, but still hot"
9. "My name's Herman and I'll get you squirmin'"
8. "May I stuff your crust?"
7. "You put the 'ass' in National Restaurant Association"
6. "Can I buy you a glass of whatever Rick Perry is drinking?"
5. "Would you describe yourself as the litigious type?"
4. (Video: Newt Gingrich having sex with a vending machine)
3. "Baby, you're worth the forty grand in hush money"
2. "You don't know Gloria Allred, do you?"
1. "My tax plan is 9-9-9, but you're a 10-10-10"
After the last debate, and Herman Cain's melt-down over Libya, Newt Gingrich leaped towards the head of the pack, with a 32% approval rating. During the debate he answered the question, what did you do for the $300,000 that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac paid you, by saying that he answered some questions they had as a consultant, and did it in a historical way. No, he never has been a lobbyist ever in his life, ever, ever... Then the housing authorities answered that they had actually paid Newt over $1.6 million, and his job was to sell their housing policies to Republican Congressmen. So far, Newt has not offered to return the money, nor change his definitions of lobbying. It's lobbying when everyone else does it, and historical consulting when he does it. And don't quote him on anything that he's said before, because you will then be called a liar by Mr Gingrich, who keeps forgetting that its all recorded on the Internet...
Rachel Maddow contends that Herman Cain is not a serious presidential contender, that he is in reality an art project because he keeps making obscure references to cartoons and movies in his speeches. The most famous one is that his 9-9-9 economic plan was lifted from The Sims 4 computer game. Other rhyming lines in his speeches come from Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 3 (I'm the brother from another mother), and the Simpsons Movie (I'm a leader not a reader)... I keep getting spam links to Cain's 9-9-9 website, sent to me by an Ed Thurston, who is an automated software program named with reference to Thurston Howell 111 from Gilligan's Island???
The good news is that most child pornography sites on the Internet are traps set by the feds, who then capture your IP address and track your computer activities. They have over 100,000 they are tracking and spying on this way. In Pennsylvania, heads should roll for attempting to cover up these crimes for over 12 years, because it might affect the $70 million that football annually brings to the college. The charity Second Mile should be disbanded for not looking into previous allegations and gossip concerning Sandusky, and allowing the charity to be the predatory hunting grounds for little boys.
We definitely need to have more conversations on subjects like paedophillia and sexualizing our children. In Europe the age of consent is lower, and what we see as abuse, they take for granted as normal. But predatory behavior is never OK, and the real child porn sites involve infants and snuff films, things that you or I can't ever imagine happening to a kid, and using a religious based charity to fool innocent children into trusting you, is a good place to start telling these people that this behavior is not acceptable. Unfortunately, there is no cure for paedophillia, these folks are stuck with their obsessions for life, but we should at least be able to find a way for them to manage their obsessions, like quitting smoking. If we had a patch for that, would Jerry Sandusky take it? The only time he shows remorse is when he's been outed, and then it's fake remorse at that, similar to Herman Cain denying that he ever put his hand up a woman's skirt...