"According to a new book, President Obama blames Fox News for his political problems and losing voters. How could Fox News lose voters? If you're watching Fox News, you're probably not voting for him in the first place." - Jay Leno
"Rick Santorum said he's not worried about unemployment. Well, he will be in November." –David Letterman
“Here’s how nice it was here on the Eastern Seaboard. It was such a beautiful day today that Mitt Romney was riding on the roof of his car.” – David Letterman
Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.
We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.
Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.
Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.